Solid Snake has DNA from Big Boss, and so does Liquid Snake. Ocelot takes Liquids arm, and Liquid Ocelot tries to kill Snake, but Snake kills him. Oh, and a guy always craps his pants.
In an inspiring story, two strong female leaders act as diplomats for their respective nations during hostile times of military tension. While discussing possible options to put an end to the arguing before it sparks war, they decide it would be super lulzy to shit in a cup and eat it in an online video.
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I Ain’t Got Time to Read That: 2 Girls 1 Cup Fuking Funnyy Shit |
I Want A Fucking JCB
So this is probably the earliest I have gone to bed this week which is fucked up ahaa.
I am sorta digging myelf a hole with every word I say and well, the shovel is taking the piss I may as well get a fucking JCB and say everything I want to. At this very moment I have a relativly small hole. By the end of the night I could well have a crater :)
Wow I need to learn when to hush up, it could get me into serious trouble one day.
I have so much to clear up it is unreal and thing is I wish I could do it but I can’t. Only a select few actually know what I am going on about, apart from the whole JCB thing I was bored and wanted to make myelf laugh I now look like an idiot :D, but seriously I am in troube here and a hole does seem pretty useful I mean rocks are pointless you can lift up a rock but a hole, well they make it harder to find you and if they do it could already be to late.
Well I hope you are just as confused as I am goodnight :D
